Like, whatever! I didn’t get the Educator Guide position at the Wild Animal Park, but I was going to turn it down anyway. I think the main issue I had was that first, the hours were REALLY variable – between 4 and 20 per week, with no set scheduling, which would make it hard to plan other work. Additionally, the job announcement wasn’t really accurate – I wouldn’t be handling animals, giving animal presentations, or VIP tours. The main duty was helping out with programs for REALLY little kids – as young as 2 – and I’m sorry, but I’m not a babysitter. So there. I think I probably didn’t get the position because I don’t have experience working with such little kids, nor do I want to have that experience. So it’s for the best.

In other exciting events, all of you out there should TOTALLY CALL MY CELL PHONE!!! I’ve got custom rings programmed for all you guys, so when you call, instead of boring ringing you (yes, YOU, not me) will hear other fun things. So you should call me and find out what ring I set up for you! Hee hee hee!