Today’s post comes to you from The Daily Prompt, which asks:  “Do you have a reputation? What is it, and where did it come from? Is it accurate? What do you think about it?”  I have chosen to answer these questions in the form of haiku, accompanied by illustrative diagrams.  Enjoy!

Since I have five cats And you have only one, I state proudly, “I WIN!”
	Litter in my bed, My derby name reflects this: “Gritty Cat”, crunch crunch.
Two plus three is five And I was the one with two. Spouse: Crazy Cat Guy.
	I love to snuzzle and pet my fuzzy fur bombs Crap, they make me sneeze.
Clothes covered with hair, White on black, black on white. But I still want these pants.
	“Achooo!  I love you!” We don’t care, clean our poop box! We command you, girl.
It’s 2 am; do you really need food now? Yes, we will starve to death.