My Reputation…Dare I Say It? Yes, In Haiku Form.

Today’s post comes to you from The Daily Prompt, which asks: “Do you have a reputation? What is it, and where did it come from? Is it accurate? What do you think about it?” I have chosen to answer these questions in the form of haiku, accompanied by illustrative diagrams. Enjoy!

Since I have five cats And you have only one, I state proudly, “I WIN!”
	Litter in my bed, My derby name reflects this: “Gritty Cat”, crunch crunch.
Two plus three is five And I was the one with two. Spouse: Crazy Cat Guy.
	I love to snuzzle and pet my fuzzy fur bombs Crap, they make me sneeze.
Clothes covered with hair, White on black, black on white. But I still want these pants.
	“Achooo! I love you!” We don’t care, clean our poop box! We command you, girl.
It’s 2 am; do you really need food now? Yes, we will starve to death.

2 thoughts on “My Reputation…Dare I Say It? Yes, In Haiku Form.”

Love your blog! Having so much fun cruising around here. I’d seen the Cat/Dog video and thought it was hilarious. I would have a cat if my husband wasn’t around…he’s six years older than me, so maybe someday…:)
Excited to discover what everyone is A-Z ing about in a couple days. Thanks for visiting and following. Cheers. Gail at Making Life An Art

Marci

March 18, 2014 at 8:00 am

Hi Gail! So happy you could stop by my blog and say hello! Awww – I’m sure you’ll get a cat some day, but in the meantime, you can always have your cat vicariously through me! Looking forward to seeing your A to Z posts – best, march 😀

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