My Reputation…Dare I Say It? Yes, In Haiku Form.

Today’s post comes to you from The Daily Prompt, which asks:  “Do you have a reputation? What is it, and where did it come from? Is it accurate? What do you think about it?”  I have chosen to answer these questions in the form of haiku, accompanied by illustrative diagrams.  Enjoy!

Since I have five cats
And you have only one, I
state proudly, “I WIN!”

Litter in my bed,
My derby name reflects this:
“Gritty Cat”, crunch crunch.

Two plus three is five
And I was the one with two.
Spouse: Crazy Cat Guy.

I love to snuzzle
and pet my fuzzy fur bombs
Crap, they make me sneeze.

Clothes covered with hair,
White on black, black on white. But
I still want these pants.

“Achooo!  I love you!”
We don’t care, clean our poop box!
We command you, girl.

It’s 2 am; do
you really need food now? Yes,
we will starve to death.
kitty2

2 thoughts on “My Reputation…Dare I Say It? Yes, In Haiku Form.

  1. Love your blog! Having so much fun cruising around here. I’d seen the Cat/Dog video and thought it was hilarious. I would have a cat if my husband wasn’t around…he’s six years older than me, so maybe someday…:)
    Excited to discover what everyone is A-Z ing about in a couple days. Thanks for visiting and following. Cheers. Gail at Making Life An Art

    • Hi Gail! So happy you could stop by my blog and say hello! Awww – I’m sure you’ll get a cat some day, but in the meantime, you can always have your cat vicariously through me! Looking forward to seeing your A to Z posts – best, march 😀

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